frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via seedy)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg, via sorry)

notes
date
22-07-2014

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via phobias)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(via hotboyproblems)

notes
date
22-07-2014

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via hotboyproblems)