vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via lohanthony)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag, via hotboyproblems)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via booh-yooh-whore)

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

(via booh-yooh-whore)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via booh-yooh-whore)

notes
date
27-08-2014
notes
date
27-08-2014

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(Source: timid, via booh-yooh-whore)

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease, via cramp)